Random: The Insanity Post [!OT]

**mrwiseman** · December 18th, 2004, 03:29 AM

I'll post it, it's mostly text so...

"Sleek phone" [PIC]

Only costs $8,300!
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whats so great about it
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It's optimized for retards with lots of cash.
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It has a special ability to make your wallet much lighter
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Vertu-Luxury Personal Communication

? Every Vertu instrument combines the traditions of craft and artistry and applies them to existing mobile phone technology.
? Using components sauced from suppliers to the world's finest watchmakers, Vertu assembles and finishes every instrument by hand.
? The high-grade steel has a horizontal fine-brushed finish matching the back plate.
? Hands-free capability.
? Complete with our standard Vertu Concierge service accessed via a dedicated key on the side of the handset.
? Available with charger, data suite, and earpiece.
? Exclusively created ringing tunes and played back on a high-fidelity speaker.
? Latest color software is available with the model.
? 6 hours talk time (depends on SIM card network settings and usage); 200-300 hours standby.
? 6 ounces.
? 4.80"H x 1.65"W x 0.61"D.

No idea
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we need phones that can do our work for us
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Hands-free capability.

So it floats or what?
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ill stick with my niggerola0343
It comes with broken screen
Elastic band for hands free communication
battery life of 2hrs
acouple pounds
actually rings
was hand crafted by an asian and hand stolen by Negrola Enterprises
and comes with the nigger seal of aproval
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can it give me a blow job?
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[PIC OF NGAGE] no thanks I'm happy with this.

**Dreamer7000** · December 20th, 2004, 07:29 PM

Awesome! ROFL

**mrwiseman** · December 21st, 2004, 04:47 AM

Time for more /b reposts:

http://web.madritel.es/personales1/cmpm/j1.jpg
http://web.madritel.es/personales1/cmpm/j2.jpg

**Xellos** · December 28th, 2004, 09:27 AM

XD Amazing!

One day, I'll compose and post the Teddy Roosevelt bible.

**mrwiseman** · January 5th, 2005, 06:28 PM

Disney turning cool, or a bootleg game?

In any case, the people is just stupid, how can they go all "OH MY GAWD I READ THE F-WORD!?!?!"? Like kids don't know it. That little prude sure knew it, otherwise she wouldn't have come bitching she has found the F-word. Well, my goodness, that ruined Christmas, next year's Christmas, and uncle John's funeral! They are surely going to hell for this.

Bah, I think every game should have the line "fuck off and die" somewhere, to the dismay of puritans.

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**Hell Knight** · January 5th, 2005, 06:59 PM

well, I have an interesting pic for you guys, from Sacred http://www.angelfire.com/dragon2/hellknight/sigh.JPG About death

**One Classy Bloke** · January 5th, 2005, 07:09 PM

IRT Wiseman: What the hell are you doing looking at the Sun website?

Well, it could be worse. You could you looking at the Mail.

**mrwiseman** · January 5th, 2005, 07:36 PM

Link from 4chan >_>;

**Cataferal** · January 5th, 2005, 10:01 PM

What confuses me is how they came to decide to go and report the mispelling to a cheap tabloid paper like The Sun.
Im interested in trying out the game, and finding out what context it appears in, but sadly its Monsters Inc. For the Gameboy. I dont think any half-clued gamer would be inclined to buy that game, even if there is a typo of sorts somewhere in there.

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